As the smoking of bath salts continues to fall from public favor, timely face-eating stories have been missing from the news cycle.
A bakery artist has created an array of pies with creepy human faces on them. After sculpting the life-like features, she just had to add hair, teeth, and even a tongue to complete the freakishness.
These horrifying face pies show that feigned cannibalism will never go out of style. No word on whether or not these face pies are actually filled with human brains.